Nothing interesting happened today, which is interesting. Why? Interesting things occur everyday. If everyday is uninteresting, that makes everyday interesting. So what is exactly uninteresting interests me, but interestingly, I'm losing interest, to 0% interest rate. Are you still interested? How interesting. Thanks for showing your interest.
Spending time on pointless debates that do not solve epic world issues is one of my interestingly interesting interests. What's yours?